New take on tacos

Several pretty amazing things happened over the past couple of weeks.


1) My office, which was previously at 57th and Park Ave., signed a new lease in a building downtown  off of Water and Wall. My 35-minute, each way, commute on the notoriously packed 4/5 train just got upgraded to a cool five minute walk out my front door. Perfect timing, because I couldn't handle another 8 a.m. homeboy fist-fight, and was going to go postal if I had to listen to another rap song blaring out of some idiot's around-the-neck Beats.


2) I finally caved in and let my favorite film-studies graduate, Katie Gagnon, drag me to the movies...two weekends in a row! I've historically not been a big fan of movie theaters; I can't sit still long enough to enjoy a full movie, they're always so cold, and I can't stand hearing people shoving greasy popcorn into their pie holes. However, I think I have turned over a new leaf.


3) And finally, and the whole point of this post, I tried the famed Korilla BBQ!  Another benefit of working in the Wall St. area-- food carts that serve something other than chicken over rice and previously frozen knishes, are lined up and down the streets.


This is definitely not a post exclaiming that I've found some hidden gem in the land of truck-food. Korilla BBQ is quickly turning into a franchise-like operation with an addictive following. They've been featured on The Food Network's, "The Great Food Truck Race," have multiple cart locations from the FiDi  all the way  up to West 116th and has received shout-outs from multiple major New York blogs including, Serious Eats and Refinery 29. Korilla BBQ certainly doesn't need another review by an amateur blogger to help drive traffic to their Tony the Tiger style truck. But, being the self-proclaimed street-food connoisseur that I am, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to toss my $.02 in. (shocking)


Korilla BBQ has a simple, Chipotle-style menu.


Step 1: Choose your vehicle: taco, burrito, or a chosun bowl (fancy talk for a rice bowl).
Step 2: Pick your protein: chicken, pulled-pork, ribeye steak, or tofu. (why bother?)
Step 3: Pick your rice: sticky rice or bacon and kimchi fried rice. I actually think that's a mistake on their menu. I should call them and tell them to fix that. No one would ever actually pick white rice over bacon infused rice. That's my number one favorite food mixed in with my number three favorite food.
Step 4: Choose from a nearly unlimited list of toppings including: kimchi slaw, three different hot sauces, and a handful of veggies.


I wanted to sample a few different options but knew I'd regret my gluttony when my 3 p.m., post-lunch coma hit and I was found slumped over in my chair, possibly drooling. So, I exercised some self-control and chose a trio of tacos. I went for two steak, which the menu refers to as bulgogi, and one shredded-pork. I topped it with the only realistic rice choice, Korilla sauce and cabbage. Troy mentioned that I really should have tried one of the three kimchi options, since that is really the only thing making these tacos Korean, but I don't really like vegetables, so why would I like fermented ones? It was a totally unreasonable request.


The tacos were doubled-up, soft corn tortillas, which are my favorito! The beef is by far the best choice one the menu; it has the perfect sweet, grilled flavor that all BBQ meat products should include. Pretty big fan of the Korilla sauce, too. But then again, it’s mayo-based, so that's a no-brainer. My favorite part of the meal was the adorable little container it was served it. It was as if it was custom created to perfectly cradle three little warm bundles of deliciousness.

$7 gets you three tacos, which are more than any 5'2" girl needs for lunch. It's a great value for a lunch outing. I'm just glad to have an alternative to lamb gyros after a recent dinner experience rendered my intestines useless for days.  Just last week I told the cart server that yes, I did in fact want all three kinds of hot sauce. He must have taken that as some kind of challenge.

Conclusion: Korilla BBQ stands up to its hype. Fresh, unique options, conveniently located around the corner of my work two days a week, and a filling lunch for under $10.  

#1 Fast Food

Wah Fung #1 Fast Food; how could you go wrong with a name like that?

Year after year, my New Year’s Resolution is to think nicer things in my head about people. I say year after year, because I have never kept that resolution. My excuse is that I’m an ISTJ; I can’t help it. That being said, when I heard about this super-cheap and delicious Chinese takeout joint, my extroverted thinking skills kicked in and I refused to go because of the ridiculously stupid and uncreative name. Especially an uncreative name in NY’s China Town, considering every other restaurant on Canal Street has some variation if “#1” in its name. If you can’t take the time to come up with an acceptable name, then I can’t take the time to eat in your seemingly fine dining establishment.

I can’t quite remember where I heard about this place. I want to remember that it was in the book, “NYC Free and Dirt Cheap.” When I was interning at Glamour a few years ago, I was paid in cosmetic production samples and Rich and Skinny jeans rather than rent-paying cash, so that Frommer’s guide was pretty much my Bible.

I’m not crazy about Chinese food but Troy loves it. So on a semi-annual basis, I dutifully oblige and give into his requests for  takeout.  When the recent rounds of begging began, I pulled this gem out of my memory bank and we met there after work tonight.  It was easy to spot because there was a line out the door. It's one of those places in China Town that hangs roasted chickens in the window. Chickens with heads still attached. I think I saw their eyes and I definitely saw their beaks. Good thing I already don't like eating chicken. 

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A few things to expect if you're going to try out Wah Fung's:

• At least a pound of food for $3. Yes, $3. You didn't have to pass your required undergrad finance class to know that’s a positive cost-benefit ratio.
• Amazingly sticky, salty and perfectly roasted pork. On a pork scale of 1-10 -- 1 being cheap deli ham with 20% water solution and 10 being center cut bacon -- this prize is a solid 8.5.
• Unquenchable thirst following your meal. I've already downed four bottles of water tonight trying to wash down the sodium and reduce the risk of waking up pickled.
• You'll get a balanced meal. Roughly two-cups of rice (grains), 1/2 lb of pork (protein) and about two broccoli florets (vegetable). A complete, healthy meal. Mother approved.
• Cash only. Which is usually an inconvenience, but again, I feel like I need to reiterate that  it's only $3.
• Expect to wait in line for at least 30-minutes. It's a two-man team (husband and wife, I think) rushing to feed a line that is always at least ten deep.
• No seating. Take-out only. Which is a good thing since Wah Fung's has a NYC Health Department rating of a B. I don't even want to know how bad you have to be to earn a C.
•  Likely to cause intestinal distress after consumption. But, think back to that cost-benefit analysis referenced earlier. Again, it tips in Mr. Fung's favor. It wouldn't be worth it at $7.99, but at three singles, it's worth a little discomfort.                                                     

This has to be  the best thing on the menu. Take my word for it, in fact, you'll  have to, because there is now way you're going to be able to read the menu. Besides the $20 mani/pedi specials on every corner, this $3 gem is the next best deal I've discovered in the city.

A breath of fresh air

It’s no coincidence that my lack of blogging coincides with New Year's resolution season.  For the past few weeks I’ve been trying to put down the pizza and try some lighter options.

I don’t like fruit, I only like vegetables if they are swimming with ranch dressing and I think that nuts and granola are straight up garbage. The following true scenarios basically sum up my affinity for crap food.

1) When “Fast Food Nation” came out a few years ago it disgusted all who saw it, made most swear off fast food for months and created an entire anti-McDonald’s culture. I’m not ashamed to say it, but it just made me hungry. In fact, I paused it half way through and went on a Mickey D’s run so I could finish the movie while throwin’ down a Big Mac.


2) The Double Down. Don’t pretend you think it’s disgusting, ‘cause it’s not. It’s delicious, actually, it’s freaking delicious. Two crispy chicken patties create a bun-like atmosphere for the bacon, cheese and special sauce filling. Who needs a bun when you have chicken patties to hold on to? I’ve received a lot of ridicule over the years for my adamant stance that the Double Down is the best thing to happen to KFC since the invention of the extra-crispy recipe.

I think it goes without saying that eating healthy is a challenge for me. So, when my jeans became a little tighter around the holidays, I decided it was time to chill-out on the lard for awhile. However, I can only eat so many ranch dressing-free salads and cans of Progresso Light soup for lunch before I feel like bingeing on a mammoth-sized chili cheese dog.

If there is one person in the world that hates healthy food more than me, it would be my darling husband. In fact, I once confessed that I made spaghetti with gluten-free pasta. The next day, he calls me in a panic telling me he was having hot flashes and feeling nauseous. To this day he claims he has a violent intolerance for anything gluten-free. He’s a real prize. 

But, finally, I have found a relatively healthy dining option that we both really, truly like.

The Hummus Place

We only stumbled across this place due to a daily Groupon deal which scored us 50% off of our dining experience. I’m so glad we tried it out, because we’ll definitely be back for more.

 

We felt a little out of place in the tiny, earthy atmosphere situated in the NYU neighborhood. It felt like the kind of place where I shouldn’t admit that I use a PC and not a Mac or that I make a point to co-mingle glass, cardboard and plastic. Now that I think about it, it felt similar to going out to dinner with my in-laws in any number of restaurants in Eugene, OR. 

 

Considering that we didn’t know what a solid 99% of the menu items were, we tried a bit of everything. Troy is still searching for any mention of meat on the menu, but we managed to make it work. 

Dolmas

They were surprisingly amazing! I am a big fan of stuffed grape leaves and pretty particular about what I consider to be a good one. They have to be super tangy, be served cold, and no have any currants in the mix. I was a little emotional when these were brought to our table warm and covered in a green sauce. However, they were among the top three best dolmas I have ever had, and by far the best warm ones. (The best ones ever are served in bulk at the Co-Op in Corvallis...whenever I felt like having my character questioned and made to feel like an inconsiderate human being with no regard for the earth, I would swing into this friendly joint for my dolma fix.) Oh, and that green sauce was a totally delicious and lemony mint sauce. So very good. 

Dolmas

Falafel

Of course we liked these; they were fried. These were the first falafel I've had that were green on the inside. I'm not going to question the ingredients because I wouldn't want to not like them anymore. Troy was really into these nuggets of chickpea heaven. Crunchy and light and really good in that yummy green sauce.

Falafel

Hummus
Appropriately enough, The Hummus Place offers a wide selection of chickpea concoctions. We stayed close to the edge of the pool and ordered the classic version. It was super creamy and cold, which made it the perfect accompaniment to a side of hot pitas. My only complaint was the whole wheat pitas. I can only be pushed so far. That's entirely too healthy. Again, served with more of that addictive damn green sauce. Must find out what that is.

Hummus

Lebane
Saving the best for last. The lebane was so thick, creamy and salty. It was total heaven with hummus on a pita. Lebane is a basically greek yogurt strained to remove excess moisture and seasoned with garlic and lemon juice.

Lebane

We had quite the spread for the two of us. And for eating healthy, I was definitely impressed. I've already asked Troy to go back with me, especially during brunch, at which time they serve liquor. While I wouldn't be down for eating this every day, this is definitely our new go-to place on days when we are trying to cure a grease hangover.